April 13, 2020
Sonic the Hedgehog is one of the most successful, bestselling video game franchises in the world. According to Sega, total sales are at 89 million as of March 2011 and gross profit of $5 billion by 2014. The character was designed by programmer Yuji Naka and artist Naoto Ohshima in the early 90s in direct response to Nintendo’s Super Mario and Link from Legend of Zelda.
The franchise enjoyed a recent surge in popularity, thanks to Sonic the Hedgehog movie starring Jim Carrey. It’s no surprise then, that Sonic finally gets a porn parody. The parody is called Sonic the Vad*ehog, starring April O’Neil and Lexi Luna. You’ll have to deal with lines like “I haven’t been wet since the Mario Kart accident.”
You can thank Wood Rocket for this latest movie. The same company that brought you Ten Inch Mutant Ninja Turtles, Strokémon, and Laygo (Lego). Who gets off on this? Seriously? Especially Sonic the Hedgehog. You are literally masturbating to a female hedgehog having sex with a human female…..You’re basically getting off on Beastiality. One of the reasons why I could never watch Beauty & the Beast after really thinking about…..Am I wrong? So you’re not watching a porn parody of a chick dressed up like a hedgehog?
Feature Image via Wood Rocket