May 21, 2022
WICHITA, Kansas—Wichita Police identified the “poopetrator” who committed a “fecal assault” when she defecated in the middle of an aisle inside a Mid-K Beauty Supply store on May 10, damaging multiple wigs in the process.
“Yes, you read that right,” police wrote in social media posts published on Facebook and Twitter. “The defecation was significant enough that eight wigs were destroyed as a result, and the business would like to know who the poopetrator is so they can pursue criminal charges.”
The entire incident was captured by the store’s surveillance system, however, police added, “but for the good of all of you we are not posting the footage of the offending fecal assault.”
Police are asking for the public’s help in locating “public enemy number 2.”
Wichita, we need your help with a… unique case.
— Wichita Police (@WichitaPolice) May 17, 2022
We're trying to identify the pictured female, who on May 10th entered a Beauty Supply store in the 2200 block of E. 21st Street and defecated in the middle of the aisle.
Yes, you read that right. pic.twitter.com/9IGXoQgULH
As explained earlier, the suspect’s poop was so destructive, that it caused $200 worth of damage. She pooped on eight wigs, according to Wichita Police Officer Trevor Macy.
The poopetrator didn’t even wipe.
“I believe the surveillance footage and the evidence left behind helped discover what had occurred,” Macy said. “At this time it is believed to have been intentional.”
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